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Officer Washburn: Ned you always have the most gorgeous rhubarb.

Ned: It's Willie Nelson's poo that gives it that glow.

Office Washburn: ...

Ned: My dog, Willie Nelson.

Office Washburn: Oh! Listen, you wouldn't happen to know where I could get some, er, tk tk.

Ned: Ha! Even if I did do you really think I'd tell you?

Officer Washburn: It's been a hard week.

Ned: Yeah?

Officer Washburn: Yeah.

Ned: Here you go officer.

Officer Washburn: Hey thanks man. Wow. You're under arrest.

Ned: Ooooh! Haha.

Officer Washburn: Really.

Ned: Willie Nelson didn't do anything!

Omar: I'm... your... parole... officer.

Ned: Why are you talking so slow?

Omar: I just figure that since you sold to a uniformed police officer that you must be stupid.

Ned: Yeah, I get that a lot.

Liz: Ned just showed up. I can't just kick him out, he's family.

Ned: I've got to get back to work on the tomion.

Natalie: The what?

Ned: The tomion. It's a cross-pollination between a tomato and an onion. Think of the time it'll save when you're making spaghetti sauce.

Cindy: I love my brother, but still, he doesn't live in the adult world.

Ned: Check it out!

Ilene: Tell me about Uncle Ned.

River: He just got out of jail.

Dylan: In Japan. For protesting about whales.

River: I thought you said he sold drugs to a policeman.

Ned: I'm back living with my mom. Man, I screwed it up with my sisters.

Liz: Damn Ned.

Natalie: Our idiot brother just ruined my life.

Miranda: What is wrong with you?

Ned: Though I try and do good, but it doesn't always work out.