Our Idiot Brother - 2011
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Officer Washburn: Ned you always have the most gorgeous rhubarb.
Ned: It's Willie Nelson's poo that gives it that glow.
Office Washburn: ...
Ned: My dog, Willie Nelson.
Office Washburn: Oh! Listen, you wouldn't happen to know where I could get some, er, tk tk.
Ned: Ha! Even if I did do you really think I'd tell you?
Officer Washburn: It's been a hard week.
Officer Washburn: Yeah.
Ned: Here you go officer.
Officer Washburn: Hey thanks man. Wow. You're under arrest.
Ned: Ooooh! Haha.
Officer Washburn: Really.
Ned: Willie Nelson didn't do anything!
Omar: I'm... your... parole... officer.
Ned: Why are you talking so slow?
Omar: I just figure that since you sold to a uniformed police officer that you must be stupid.
Ned: Yeah, I get that a lot.
Liz: Ned just showed up. I can't just kick him out, he's family.
Ned: I've got to get back to work on the tomion.
Natalie: The what?
Ned: The tomion. It's a cross-pollination between a tomato and an onion. Think of the time it'll save when you're making spaghetti sauce.
Cindy: I love my brother, but still, he doesn't live in the adult world.
Ned: Check it out!
Ilene: Tell me about Uncle Ned.
River: He just got out of jail.
Dylan: In Japan. For protesting about whales.
River: I thought you said he sold drugs to a policeman.
Ned: I'm back living with my mom. Man, I screwed it up with my sisters.
Liz: Damn Ned.
Natalie: Our idiot brother just ruined my life.
Miranda: What is wrong with you?
Ned: Though I try and do good, but it doesn't always work out.
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